Well, well, well,

You know how, in cartoons, when the building gets hit by the wrecking ball and right before the building falls down, there’s always like this moment where it’s perfectly still right before it collapses? We’re in that moment. The wrecking ball has already hit all of this, and this is just the moment before it all falls down.

The Future (2011) - Dir. Miranda July

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Yes, he mentioned you two were getting together. And you certainly are dressed to impress, you look like a substitute teacher who just got her one-year AA chip.

— Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock (via collectiveassbutts)

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